The way of Bob

Bob, ruler of all things wormhole. Bringer of ISK. Destroyer of fortunes. Creator of empires. Weaver of wormhole chains...

To recognize his existence isn't needed. To praise him isn't warranted.  If you are seeking the highest good, I think you can find it through Bob. And the beautiful thing is that we are moving against wrong when we do it. Bob is love. He who hates does not know Bob, but he who has love has the key that unlocks the door to the meaning of ultimate reality.

Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity has its place. But I'm not concerned about that now. I just want to do Bob's will. And He's allowed me to go up to the wormhole. And I've looked through. And I've seen the promised land. I may not get there with you. But I want you to know, that we, as a people will get to the promised wormhole.



One of my alts jumped into C1 from a C5 in our chain. I hit D-Scan, saw a Hulk with two mining drones out. I cloaked and warped to the mining anom. He pulled his drones when I landed and warped.

He left his jet can, so I waited for him to return.

He then started this conversation in local chat. I guess he had eyes on the c5 and saw me jump in. Bob bless the paranoid.

[ 2013.07.31 03:53:42 ] Logan Payne > Hello there.  Welcome to our WH
[ 2013.07.31 03:53:53 ] Logan Payne > Can we help you with anything?
[ 2013.07.31 03:55:05 ] Logan Payne > I know u cloaked really quickly and all... STHIL was it?
[ 2013.07.31 03:55:31 ] Logan Payne > Awwww...  c'mon... don't be shy....
[ 2013.07.31 04:03:29 ] STIHL > Yes. You can bring your ships and come pik up this can
[ 2013.07.31 04:04:03 ] Absolute Zer > you promise to not shoot?
[ 2013.07.31 04:04:08 ] STIHL > No
[ 2013.07.31 04:04:13 ] Logan Payne > lol
[ 2013.07.31 04:04:35 ] Absolute Zer > we'll pay you 5 mil to drop it's cargo off at the POS
[ 2013.07.31 04:04:51 ] STIHL > You can pay me 5 mil not to shoot it
[ 2013.07.31 04:04:52 ] Absolute Zer > just set forcefield password to "dontshoot" you'll be ok
[ 2013.07.31 04:14:05 ] Logan Payne > That C5 u guys have is nice
[ 2013.07.31 04:14:18 ] STIHL > keep guessing thats not where i'm from
[ 2013.07.31 04:14:45 ] Logan Payne > Just assumed since it's where u came in from...
[ 2013.07.31 04:15:15 ] STIHL > c5 c1... would make me want to jump out a window
[ 2013.07.31 04:15:39 ] Logan Payne > don't dig the WH life then?
[ 2013.07.31 04:15:59 ] STIHL > Do you listen to "down the pipe" podcast?
[ 2013.07.31 04:16:09 ] Logan Payne > nope
[ 2013.07.31 04:16:24 ] Logan Payne > is it EVE related?
[ 2013.07.31 04:16:42 ] STIHL > Its the one and only wormhole podcast for eve
[ 2013.07.31 04:16:57 ] STIHL > http://downthepipe-wh.com/
[ 2013.07.31 04:17:41 ] Logan Payne >  just today I got blown up trying to get back from 22 jumps into null sec
[ 2013.07.31 04:17:49 ] Logan Payne > was exploring and a WH collapsed behind me
[ 2013.07.31 04:18:23 ] Logan Payne > I like exploring, I'm just too much of a newb to do it well
[ 2013.07.31 04:18:23 ] STIHL > Just find a new hole.. and start exploring back to LS or HS
[ 2013.07.31 04:18:41 ] STIHL > Are you familure with the god of wormholes?
[ 2013.07.31 04:18:50 ] Logan Payne > I'm not
[ 2013.07.31 04:18:55 ] STIHL > His name is Bob
[ 2013.07.31 04:19:12 ] STIHL > Bob punishes those who take from him and do not give back
[ 2013.07.31 04:19:20 ] STIHL > bob demands sacrifices
[ 2013.07.31 04:19:46 ] STIHL > We are his followers
[ 2013.07.31 04:20:07 ] Logan Payne > i see....
[ 2013.07.31 04:21:03 ] STIHL > I have come to fight. Will you fight?
[ 2013.07.31 04:21:09 ] STIHL > Will you give back to Bob?
[ 2013.07.31 04:21:49 ] Logan Payne > I have no ship to fight with...  had a drake this morning, but it was 'sacrificed' about 4 hours ago...
[ 2013.07.31 04:22:27 ] Logan Payne > if it'll make u feel better, u can blow up an ibis
[ 2013.07.31 04:23:07 ] STIHL > Bring forth the sacrifice
[ 2013.07.31 04:24:09 ] Thorrnn > I must warn u...  I have a civilian gatling gun on this ship....

The sacrifice

[ 2013.07.31 04:25:02 ] STIHL > Bob is pleased
[ 2013.07.31 04:25:14 ] Thorrnn > Excellent.
[ 2013.07.31 04:25:31 ] Thorrnn > but now I have no ibis
[ 2013.07.31 04:25:33 ] Thorrnn > lol
[ 2013.07.31 04:25:34 ] STIHL > o/ Fly well my friends
[ 2013.07.31 04:25:41 ] Thorrnn > o/

I then left his jet can alone, and went back to scanning for targets.