Email to my EVE online banner artist.
This might be the strangest email I have ever written, and it pertains to this blog. People may find this funny, or sick... or well ... demented. I'm sorry to those people ahead of time. Its all really in good fun.
I really liked the Semper Ubi Sub Ubi banner you made.
I just made a blog called "Invading Your Hole"http://invadingyourhole.blogspot.com/ The website is a place for wormhole hunters and my own nonsense.
I'm looking for two images.
One Image is the normal size banner like you used for the Semper Ubi Sub Ubi kill board.
is going to sound odd, but it really fits my overall personality when
it comes to this subject. In WHs we have a player made deity called "Bob".
If there ever was a jovial/vindictive/random god for EVE wormhole life,
it would be "bob". People in WHs sacrifice strippers, new players,
ships, probes... you name it... so we can get a favorable outcome from
"bob". Its all in fun, but its a common theme for more than one wormhole
I"m looking for a cartoony or superhero/god
figure sodomizing/fisting a WH care bear. This may be the strangest
thing you have been asked for, but seriously it will go over well with
the WH community. I need to keep it somewhat PG.. I know cartoon bear
sodomy doesn't fall into the PG realm.. but we can IMPLY that's whats
I'm thinking something perhaps the roof of Sistine chapel.
.. but instead of touching man... it touches the backside of this care bear.
important is, instead of star on the bears chest... it says like "K162"
or some other wormhole related icon. Across the god image it can say
"Bob". Not sure if you can exaggerate the care bears expression to
surprise.. or giant googly eyes... but something to that effect. Also
instead of just a finger of god, bury Bob wrist deep.
I hope you can see my vision what I'm talking about...
other image will be a smaller icon I can use for links to the blog from
other sites. Something small like 75px x 75px -- with just giant
cartoon care bear eyes that show extreme surprise.
Give me the ISK totals and I'll send them to whatever character you wish in the game.
Also I wish to note, you can say NO to me and I won't be the least bit offended. Artists of your caliber need to maintain a level of creative control.
Longinius Spear --"