(TLDR: I find an off line Drop Bears POS, I explode some
stuff, aDAMNPATRIOT jumps on voice coms with me and asks me to stop. I do.)
So I’m in my new corp Ducks for less than 24 hours and I’m sitting
around my high sec base of operations. Its where I store all my stuff that I’m
not either flying or in a wormhole somewhere. I figure I want to try out the
ducks wormhole tracking software “dippy” or “Sippy” or whatever.. forgot the
name. Still not used to using it.
What better way than to jump into some wormholes and see
what happens.
For wormhole PVPers there are are a bunch of different ways
we find targets. One is called “High Sec Diving”. This can be done solo, or
with a group but the style is the same. Everyone starts from usually a trade
hub and spreads out in different directions. Dropping probes in each system,
looking for holes and jumping in them when found. We are looking for people
doing sites, people bashing Pos’s, people hauling things to a trade hub,
whatever, just something to shoot at. It’s a good way to pass the time.
Well that night I was solo(5 accounts) and operating from my
high sec base of operations.
I come across a High sec to C5 connection 1 jump from my
base. I jump in and hit scan. Nothing. I book mark the hole and proceed to warp
around the system looking for people. Nada.
I drop probes and begin to resolve the system. This C5 was a
C5 static C6, so I would at least be able to check one more hole before I moved
along. I find this hole has 6 null sec connections and one static C6. I book
mark everything and jump into the C6.
Nothing on scan. I bookmark the way in and warp to the outer planet hitting D-scan the
entire way.
I pass by something that I love to see.
Tower on scan. Ships on scan. SMA on scan. NO Force Field on
scan.
This means 1 of two things. There is a small fleet bashing
an offline POS or this POS has been off lined for lack of fuel. Either way, I
better move quickly to figure it out. I do a quick D-scan with moons and narrow
it down which moon the POS is at. Its one of 3 moons, I don’t try and figure
out which so I just warp to each of them at 100.
2nd moon, I land on grid with a Drop Bears POS
offline, with unpiloted ships floating around it. I book mark the tower and
begin my looting process.
With offline POS’s you need to move quickly because
sometimes the owner maybe on their way back, just logging in.
I scramble my other pilots. 1 pilot in a shield Talos that I
happen to have lying around. Another in his pod. Another character in a
scanning ship to watch the High sec hole in the C5. I’ll be making runs back
and forth with haulers so making sure a fellow wormhole hunter doesn’t murder
me while I run off with the loots is a good thing.
My talos makes it up the chain without problem. Still
nothing on scan. The Talos lands on grid and blaps CHA. https://zkillboard.com/kill/39445504/
Cans start dropping, 1st one I check, towers.
More than 1. Random Modules and ammo. Some wormhole gas. But more strontium
than I care to move. I start shooting the stront cans. I get my character in a
pod to land on grid and hop in a fit Iteron 5. I scoop everything I can, blow
up the worthless stuff. The itty 5 makes a run for it out to high sec.
I haven’t even started on the hanger when Fox (director in
Ducks) says “Spear, are you fucking with Drop bears”. How in the hell did he
know?! Did the kill mail post that quickly? I respond “Mayyybeee” and laugh. Fox
says “I just got a ping from ADP asking why we are attacking his corp”. Damn!!!
Well the tower wasn’t blue to ducks.. so fair game right?! I continue
with the looting.
aDAMNPatriot jumps into the Ducks voice coms. Oooo dear this
is going to be awkward.
ADP knows exactly what is happening and asks me to stop or
something to that effect.
I asked him, “ADP, if you found an offline POS, I know your
ass would blow it up without a second thought” He laughed and said ‘Of course
but I’m asking based on our prior dealings to work with me on this’.
So, here I am a solo murderer being asked by a fellow
wormhole inhabitant to cut him some slack. It clicked in my head for a second
to tell him to get lost. But it takes more work to build a bridge than to burn
it. Grrr fine, I agree. I swear, if it was ANYONE ELSE! I would have taken the
kill mail and served a slice of harsh lesson on never letting your POS run out
of fuel
I ask “What did you have in mind?”
He says, “how about we split what’s left in SMA” I said “well
I get half no matter what right now”. “He says “I know, but you would have my gratitude”.
He would essentially get what would normally be exploded in
the SMA. I still get paid, but he walks away with what would normally be
destroyed.
I invite him to fleet and get him the high sec entrance.
He then starts to send a steady stream of drop bears in
through the high sec to C5 to his C6.
IF shit didn’t get weird enough, I’m sitting on this high
sec hole in a pod and a uncloaked scout. Along comes a Hard Knocks scout and
jumps in from the high sec. I say to ADP, “umm Hard Knocks” just found the
wormhole. Turns out they actually had the C6 and the whole chain already
scanned out because they warp directly to the C6 and jump in.
So I’m sitting in some one else’s C6 in a Talos, next to a
bunch of shuttles/Pods of Drop bears guys at an offline pos next to a full SMA and
Hard Knocks just jumped in. If they hit D-scan mid warp, they are going to see
all these pods, ships, SMA and NO fucking force field on scan! WE ARE SCREWED!
Another Hard Knocks person jumps in from the high sec, I say
in local chat “I’m not really sitting here in my pod on this C5” he responds
with a laugh in local, then jumps in without a care in the world. ACK! Now there
are two of them. We are really screwed.
We sit waiting in this offline pos while ADP travels to
Amarr for fuel blocks to turn the dumb pos back on and get the ships out of the
SMA. Meanwhile two different Hard Knocks scouts are passing us by. I’m freaking
out! I don’t want to lose this offline SMA kill to Hard Knocks so I jump into
the nearest combat ship that’s floating unpiloted in this offline POS.
Ooo a Zealot. SHIT! I can’t use T2 Med Lasers! I target the
SMA and get ready to drop the drones it has. Maybe I can at least get on the
kill mail with something before Hard Knocks shows up.
ADP shows up in the high sec in an Iteron filled with fuel. He
starts his travel through the C5 then to the C6. The same chain and holes the
Hard Knocks guys just went through. I’m like “dude, you’re going to die” “ADP
just laughs”.
He makes it! He puts fuel in the tower and starts the
onlining process. 8 minutes. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! We’re dead, we’re sooo dead!.
I had moved my talos out to come back in a pod to help move the ships ADP is
going to give me from the SMA. Turns out these 3 medium drones are not going to
cut it when HK comes for us.
I get my Talos back to the POS and wait with guns over
heated. There are Drop bears all over this thing, there are unpiloted ships all
over the place. I get ready to just go ‘last star fighter, death blossom’ I’m getting on as many kill mails as I can
before I go down. Drop bears, alts.. Don’t care its going to be amazing!
Those 8 minutes took forever! ADP pipes up and says “Orca
and Scorpion on scan, now they are off scan”
O thank you BOB! They are rolling their hole. ADP gives me the force
field password, so I don’t get kicked out when the force field turns on.
He tells me there are 8 smart bomb fit battleships in the
SMA. He then keeps his word and removes the 4 battleships from the hole, taking
to the nearest station system.
He one by one trades me the battle ships. Somewhere along
the line, I told him I would swap out my Talos for one of his battleships, and
as a departing request ADP says.
“Hey, where’s that Talos you promised me?”
I traded it to him, and said goodbye.
7o Mad respect aDamnPatriot.
7o buddy, out of all the people I'd like to have blow up my offline towers you're at the top of the list xD
ReplyDeleteThis makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Glad we could hook you up!
ReplyDeleteSo i read this and the had to make a post on our forums yelling at our scouts for being bad. Hard Knocks had no clue about any of this, we must have just been passing through, completely oblivous to what was going on. lol
ReplyDeleteLol! Oh man, your guys are bashing head shaped dents into their desks right about now XD
DeleteaDP has always been a kind hearted carebear - Always willing to share his toys.
ReplyDelete7o
Last starfighter death blossom, love it :-)
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