Just another day in null (weird but true story)

Vacation Update: First off if anyone is still reading this blog, to you; Thank you for dealing with my emotional roller coaster toward this game. I'm not exactly sure if my level of intrest will ever return to what it was. 5 accounts and something to prove. I want to blame it on something.. like mental illness or an abused childhood or some other bull shit, but honestly I just don't know. No excuses, I'm just a bad person.

I have taken up this crazy hobby called outside. I built an aquaponics unit and it even leaked... which I'm still fixing... but that's a different story.

Interest level in EVE; "meh."

I'm now at the level of just having fun with my space friends, which really is all I can ask of a game. I hope to get to the level where I don't feel angry with the game or its staff. Not sure I will get to that, but here's to hoping.

Activity level; moderate.

Flying with Iso5 is very chill. These guys are cool operators who troll those who need it and give respect where its deserved. They put up with me, my jokes and my bull shit, so these dudes are saints honestly.

Last month this little W-space corp exploded nearly 100billion in ships. I'm not talking about whoring on supers or flying in fleets of 100+ these guys seek out targets, day to day and get the job done. Their desire for wanton destruction impresses even me.

"Some wormholers just want to see the world burn" -- CCP Fozzy (about me)

They are becoming so successful they have limited their recruitment to "selective" which imo says something. Lets hope they don't become obsessed about kill boards and eventually boot me for not playing 5 accounts. ( /rude Ducks)


Enough about me and my bull shit. I wanted to tell an AAR/Battle Report/Story about a hero in some renter group in Null.


Just another day in null. (weird but true story)

TLDR: We mess with some renters.. they deliver.

 Batuka of "Greater Western Co-Prosperity Sphere" is the Flavor Flav of this little null sec system. All promotion, all action, wears a clock and gives no fucks.

Before we get to the story of this pilot I think what I should talk about is the story of his connection.

A connection for the people who don't know wormholes is just a random link between our chain and the content provided for us by Bob.

So this connection, a null, was linked to our home hole. Early in the day our scout poked his head into the system and saw a Nyx on D-scan and had assigned fighters. We even fathomed the Nyx may have been in a site itself. We simply didn't know, but damn it if we weren't going to make plans to try and kill it.

The Nyx never showed but a little while later in that connection our hero Batuka was piloting a a Kronos and from what he said baiting us.

When we engaged him he had 11 other pilots in local. We honestly though the Nyx or at least some ships with fighters asigned to it would join.

Turns out, they just sat there and  watched him in cloak

This is the local convo after his Kronos Kill

I labeled who is a local (part of our Hero's corp)

[ 2014.10.27 00:33:46 ] Batuka (local) > GF
[ 2014.10.27 00:34:31 ] Bronya Boga > gfgf
[ 2014.10.27 00:34:40 ] Batuka (local) > thought it would be fun :P
[ 2014.10.27 00:35:10 ] Johnnie Blue (local) > lol
[ 2014.10.27 00:35:11 ] Johnnie Blue (local) > gf
[ 2014.10.27 00:35:45 ] Batuka (local) > u guys dont talk much
[ 2014.10.27 00:36:11 ] Johnnie Blue (local) > yeh it's cool. It's bcos they r wanks
[ 2014.10.27 00:36:16 ] Longinius Spear > wormholers respect people. We don't sht talk much
[ 2014.10.27 00:36:25 ] Johnnie Blue (local) > we said gf
[ 2014.10.27 00:36:31 ] Johnnie Blue(local) > where WAS the shit
[ 2014.10.27 00:36:32 ] Johnnie Blue (local) > ?
[ 2014.10.27 00:36:45 ] Bronya Boga > i said gf
[ 2014.10.27 00:36:55 ] Dan Hour > gf
[ 2014.10.27 00:36:59 ] Batuka (local) > ty
[ 2014.10.27 00:37:04 ] Johnnie Blue > cool
[ 2014.10.27 00:37:04 ] Bronya Boga > :)
[ 2014.10.27 00:37:07 ] Solidus Yanumano (local) > gf
[ 2014.10.27 00:37:09 ] Johnnie Blue(local) > that's better :)
[ 2014.10.27 00:37:12 ] Patrica Marquis (local) > gf
[ 2014.10.27 00:37:15 ] Dan Hour > hey I shot at you :)
[ 2014.10.27 00:37:19 ] Batuka (local) > :P
[ 2014.10.27 00:37:25 ] Dan Hour > o/
[ 2014.10.27 00:37:28 ] Batuka (local) > i went balls deep
[ 2014.10.27 00:37:51 ] Foedus Latro > it's worth sometimes :)
[ 2014.10.27 00:38:10 ] Foedus Latro > ty for fight
[ 2014.10.27 00:38:52 ] Johnnie Blue(local) > np
[ 2014.10.27 00:38:56 ] Johnnie Blue(local) > oh wait
[ 2014.10.27 00:38:58 ] Johnnie Blue(local) > 1 sec
[ 2014.10.27 00:39:19 ] Batuka > ahh u dick
[ 2014.10.27 00:39:26 ] Longinius Spear > sorry
[ 2014.10.27 00:39:31 ] Longinius Spear > brb
[ 2014.10.27 00:39:35 ] Johnnie Blue(local) > http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/2kdmac/rip_puppy_uk_i_never_knew_this_capsuleer_i/
[ 2014.10.27 00:39:43 ] Johnnie Blue(local) > vote it up
[ 2014.10.27 00:42:02 ] Bronya Boga > so close
[ 2014.10.27 00:42:05 ] Sonic Mulder (local) > WOO
[ 2014.10.27 00:42:07 ] Sonic Mulder(local) > \o/
[ 2014.10.27 00:42:33 ] Johnnie Blue(local) > http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/2kdmac/rip_puppy_uk_i_never_knew_this_capsuleer_i/
[ 2014.10.27 00:44:17 ] Batuka (local) > did u guys enjoy the fight ?
[ 2014.10.27 00:44:23 ] Batuka(local) > i wish u diddnt deploy as much on me
[ 2014.10.27 00:44:37 ] Foedus Latro > yes.  was fun.  we have less now... wanna fight still?
[ 2014.10.27 00:44:37 ] Longinius Spear > you have friends .. we figured they wouldn't leave you to die
[ 2014.10.27 00:44:40 ] Batuka (local) > thought u would drop same fleet as ealia
[ 2014.10.27 00:45:20 ] Sonic Mulder(local) > More like "I'm gonna welp this Kronos."
[ 2014.10.27 00:45:43 ] Lotor > hey hey man
[ 2014.10.27 00:45:48 ] Lotor > he brought the fight
[ 2014.10.27 00:45:50 ] Batuka (local) > :P
[ 2014.10.27 00:45:53 ] Dan Hour > kronos had balls
[ 2014.10.27 00:45:54 ] Foedus Latro > props to Batuka for fighting
[ 2014.10.27 00:45:55 ] Longinius Spear > ^^
[ 2014.10.27 00:46:02 ] Johnnie Blue (local) > Batuka damn right
[ 2014.10.27 00:46:02 ] Bronya Boga > Batuka renter of our hearts
[ 2014.10.27 00:46:06 ] Batuka > :P
[ 2014.10.27 00:46:09 ] Johnnie Blue (local) > Bronya Boga :)
[ 2014.10.27 00:46:18 ] Longinius Spear > abandon your isk chasing ways and join wormholers

We went next door to the a joining Null system and with the pro bubbling of Bronya, we were able to get ourselves an Ishtar kill while it ran back to the station. POD Kill

 By this time, I'm sure the locals knew we came from a wormhole, but having the wormhole just sitting there was too much for these guys to handle.

Our hero (Batuka) thought putting some mass on the hole with a battleship was a good idea.

With part of our fleet on the hole... and others actively flying around the system.  Our hero warps a Rokh to the wormhole, and jumps into our home from null.

We were stunned.

I'm thinking he expected to MJD to safety once his battleship put some mass on the hole.

MJD Equipped suicide Rokh

We honestly felt bad for the guy. We just knew podding him again was wrong in some light.

[ 2014.10.27 00:46:21 ] Dan Hour > I might even give him his corpse back
[ 2014.10.27 00:46:23 ] Batuka (local)> Kill: Batuka (Rokh) this is me ealria
[ 2014.10.27 00:46:24 ] Green NiteHaw (local) > # Batuka ballzdeep
[ 2014.10.27 00:46:28 ] Johnnie Blue (local) > Kill: Batuka (Rokh)
[ 2014.10.27 00:46:28 ] Batuka (local) > i jsut enjoy a lugh
[ 2014.10.27 00:46:39 ] Johnnie Blue (local)> all shits and giggles
[ 2014.10.27 00:47:17 ] Batuka (local)> any chance of the armor rep beign returned ?
[ 2014.10.27 00:47:30 ] Johnnie Blue(local) > there's a story with the rokh fit btw :)
[ 2014.10.27 00:47:38 ] Bronya Boga > no lol
[ 2014.10.27 00:47:46 ] Batuka (local)> meh oh well
[ 2014.10.27 00:47:50 ] Kitrina Deschaine(local) > abandon yur wormholing ways and join isk chasers.
[ 2014.10.27 00:47:50 ] Foedus Latro > i need to make ISK too.  sorry.
[ 2014.10.27 00:47:57 ] Foedus Latro > only way i make isk ;)
[ 2014.10.27 00:48:04 ] Batuka (local)> na its fine
[ 2014.10.27 00:48:26 ] Batuka(local) > tbh without them neuts i woulda wpon the fight i think
[ 2014.10.27 00:48:34 ] Foedus Latro > yeah.
[ 2014.10.27 00:48:35 ] Johnnie Blue (local)> his isk let's him bait with kronos s s s s ss
[ 2014.10.27 00:48:37 ] Longinius Spear > we know, thats why we brought neuts
[ 2014.10.27 00:48:40 ] Foedus Latro > why we brought the neuts
[ 2014.10.27 00:48:46 ] Batuka (local)> :P
[ 2014.10.27 00:48:51 ] Sonic Mulder(local) > Legion, Legion, Geddon
[ 2014.10.27 00:48:51 ] Foedus Latro > ;)
[ 2014.10.27 00:48:52 ] Sonic Mulder (local)> GG
[ 2014.10.27 00:54:27 ] Ikonaku Kusan > idk maybe
[ 2014.10.27 00:56:06 ] Batuka > omg atleast let me go to pos
[ 2014.10.27 00:56:48 ] Batuka > ha
[ 2014.10.27 00:56:50 ] Longinius Spear > you're welcome :)
[ 2014.10.27 00:57:07 ] Batuka (local)> bitches be moaning
[ 2014.10.27 00:58:13 ] Batuka (local)> DADADADADADADADADAADADA
[ 2014.10.27 00:59:02 ] Johnnie Blue (local)> ROFL
[ 2014.10.27 00:59:07 ] Longinius Spear > i love you guys
[ 2014.10.27 00:59:51 ] Longinius Spear > don't leave your friend
[ 2014.10.27 00:59:56 ] Johnnie Blue(local) > it's all this kid. He's our little mascotBatuka
[ 2014.10.27 01:00:11 ] CraZeDnz (local)> Speak for yourself :P
[ 2014.10.27 01:00:17 ] Batuka (local)> LET ME LIVE
[ 2014.10.27 01:00:21 ] Longinius Spear > so much bravery!
[ 2014.10.27 01:00:24 ] Sonic Mulder(local) > Yes let him live
[ 2014.10.27 01:00:30 ] Batuka > :(
[ 2014.10.27 01:00:34 ] Green NiteHaw(local) > this his next fit  Veldspar
[ 2014.10.27 01:00:42 ] Johnnie Blue > ceasar says yes?
[ 2014.10.27 01:00:42 ] Longinius Spear > where are your friends?
[ 2014.10.27 01:00:49 ] Batuka(local) > i dont have friends
[ 2014.10.27 01:00:55 ] CraZeDnz (local)> Tis true
[ 2014.10.27 01:00:58 ] Sonic Mulder(local) > He has friends that don't have money
[ 2014.10.27 01:01:09 ] Johnnie Blue(local) > sensibly tucked up in their beds with a good book
[ 2014.10.27 01:01:16 ] Batuka (local)> i cba buying a new clone let my pod go
[ 2014.10.27 01:01:18 ] CraZeDnz (local)> :D
[ 2014.10.27 01:01:25 ] Batuka (local)> its not like i have imps


While this was going down someone piped up in local about a Vaga.

[ 2014.10.27 01:01:28 ] Sonic Mulder (local) > I would fight you guys in my Vaga if yall had a bit less than what you got.
  2014.10.27 01:01:35 ] Longinius Spear > you earned life
[ 2014.10.27 01:01:45 ] Zandraga Corsulai (local)> can i do some fudge jamming
[ 2014.10.27 01:01:47 ] Batuka (local)> :P
[ 2014.10.27 01:01:51 ] Johnnie Blue(local) > Sonic Mulder it's his friends that r funding his shit lol
[ 2014.10.27 01:02:06 ] Batuka(local) > that geddon should mke the wh crit anyway
[ 2014.10.27 01:02:10 ] Johnnie Blue(local) > that kronos cost me half a bill ;)
[ 2014.10.27 01:02:18 ] Bronya Boga > go and live
[ 2014.10.27 01:02:21 ] Batuka (local)> can i be ur friend bronya ?
[ 2014.10.27 01:02:25 ] Bronya Boga > sure
[ 2014.10.27 01:02:31 ] Johnnie Blue(local) > catch a fish let it go
[ 2014.10.27 01:02:31 ] Batuka (local)> yay
[ 2014.10.27 01:02:31 ] Longinius Spear > he is a good friend to have
[ 2014.10.27 01:02:33 ] Johnnie Blue(local) > awwwwww
[ 2014.10.27 01:02:39 ] CraZeDnz (local)> Get a room
[ 2014.10.27 01:02:45 ] Johnnie Blue(local) > lol
[ 2014.10.27 01:03:04 ] Batuka (local)> can i join u guys ?
[ 2014.10.27 01:03:07 ] Foedus Latro > vaga vs vaga

Someone thought it was a good idea to fight Foedus in a 1v1 Vaga fight.

[ 2014.10.27 01:03:08 ] Foedus Latro > ?
[ 2014.10.27 01:03:10 ] CraZeDnz (local) > Please take him
[ 2014.10.27 01:03:13 ] Bronya Boga > you can always try to app
[ 2014.10.27 01:03:14 ] Johnnie Blue(local) > 5 mins on ts with him and uhe could have u arrested for young boy fiddling ;)
[ 2014.10.27 01:03:17 ] CraZeDnz (local)> we'll pay you
[ 2014.10.27 01:03:20 ] Johnnie Blue (local)> he's a genius that way
[ 2014.10.27 01:03:29 ] CraZeDnz (local)> Sound warfare
[ 2014.10.27 01:03:31 ] CraZeDnz (local)> at its best
[ 2014.10.27 01:03:37 ] Batuka (local)> guys im not that bad
[ 2014.10.27 01:03:46 ] Batuka (local)> but i do wanna go back to wh space eventually
[ 2014.10.27 01:03:48 ] Johnnie Blue (local)> we luv ya B
[ 2014.10.27 01:03:54 ] CraZeDnz (local)> in a court of law, yes you are :P
[ 2014.10.27 01:04:20 ] CraZeDnz (local)> 10 isk and you'll take him?
[ 2014.10.27 01:04:25 ] CraZeDnz(local) > 15isk?
[ 2014.10.27 01:04:38 ] CraZeDnz(local) > Hell, I'll go all in, 25 isk
[ 2014.10.27 01:05:02 ] Green NiteHaw(local) > 26isk
[ 2014.10.27 01:05:23 ] CraZeDnz (local)> 25.5isk
[ 2014.10.27 01:05:27 ] Zandraga Corsulai (local)> He gives excellent Blowjobs thats a perk
[ 2014.10.27 01:05:43 ] Johnnie Blue (local)> He's 19... honest...
[ 2014.10.27 01:05:46 ] Batuka (local)> now as i am askign nicely and i am nice can u let my corp live in peace ?
[ 2014.10.27 01:06:03 ] Green NiteHaw(local) > awww
[ 2014.10.27 01:06:05 ] Johnnie Blue(local) > awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[ 2014.10.27 01:06:05 ] Foedus Latro > hey  Sonic Mulder
[ 2014.10.27 01:06:07 ] Johnnie Blue (local)> mate
[ 2014.10.27 01:06:10 ] Sonic Mulder(local) > Sup mate?
[ 2014.10.27 01:06:14 ] Foedus Latro > 1v1 vaga?
[ 2014.10.27 01:06:15 ] Batuka (local)> i gave my kronos and rokh as a sacrifice is that fair ?
[ 2014.10.27 01:06:18 ] Johnnie Blue > batuka :) i may cry
[ 2014.10.27 01:06:30 ] Longinius Spear > foedus likes his 1v1s
[ 2014.10.27 01:06:39 ] Sonic Mulder(local) > Oll right
[ 2014.10.27 01:06:44 ] Foedus Latro > top sun?
[ 2014.10.27 01:06:53 ] Ikonaku Kusan (local)> Batuka im afraid that isnt how it works
[ 2014.10.27 01:06:55 ] Sonic Mulder(local) > Sure 1v1 sun
[ 2014.10.27 01:07:01 ] Sonic Mulder(local) > Don't blob me I swweaar
[ 2014.10.27 01:07:03 ] Batuka (local)> damn
[ 2014.10.27 01:07:04 ] Foedus Latro > top sun it is
[ 2014.10.27 01:07:07 ] Foedus Latro > no pods
[ 2014.10.27 01:07:12 ] Ikonaku Kusan (local)> we hold our word mate
[ 2014.10.27 01:07:16 ] Sonic Mulder (local)> No pods
[ 2014.10.27 01:07:17 ] CraZeDnz(local) > lol
[ 2014.10.27 01:07:21 ] Batuka (local)> fair dues we aloud to come watch ?
[ 2014.10.27 01:07:26 ] Foedus Latro > sure
[ 2014.10.27 01:07:31 ] Foedus Latro > just lock, no whore
[ 2014.10.27 01:07:33 ] Batuka (local)> no killing spectators ?
[ 2014.10.27 01:07:38 ] Dan Hour > rgr
[ 2014.10.27 01:07:42 ] Foedus Latro > yes
[ 2014.10.27 01:08:02 ] Johnnie Blue (local)> batuka. WH bros keep there word
[ 2014.10.27 01:08:08 ] Longinius Spear > ^^
[ 2014.10.27 01:08:08 ] Batuka(local) > i now
[ 2014.10.27 01:08:09 ] Johnnie Blue > i know this 2 b tru
[ 2014.10.27 01:08:10 ] Batuka(local) > know
[ 2014.10.27 01:08:17 ] Batuka (local)> and tbh i lost enoughttoday
[ 2014.10.27 01:08:40 ] Batuka (local)> ok fight

So while these guys were at the sun shooting each other. One of the combatants lost his drones and put them on a noncombatant. lolz

[ 2014.10.27 01:09:54 ] Bronya Boga > why you shoot me?
[ 2014.10.27 01:09:58 ] Bronya Boga > thats not nice
[ 2014.10.27 01:10:18 ] Batuka (local)> guys dont shoot the spectators
[ 2014.10.27 01:11:08 ] Longinius Spear > his drone is on the spectator lolz
[ 2014.10.27 01:11:14 ] Batuka (local)> omg
[ 2014.10.27 01:11:16 ] Bronya Boga > not anymore
[ 2014.10.27 01:11:21 ] Bronya Boga > wasnt really cool
[ 2014.10.27 01:11:21 ] Batuka (local)> ok
[ 2014.10.27 01:11:28 ] Batuka (local)> sorry he isnt dumb
[ 2014.10.27 01:11:39 ] Johnnie Blue(local) > omfg
[ 2014.10.27 01:11:50 ] Sonic Mulder(local) > gf
[ 2014.10.27 01:11:53 ] Foedus Latro > gf
[ 2014.10.27 01:11:53 ] Longinius Spear > ^^
[ 2014.10.27 01:11:56 ] Bronya Boga > that was cool
[ 2014.10.27 01:12:03 ] Dan Hour > o//
[ 2014.10.27 01:12:03 ] Bronya Boga (local)> except for the drones thing
[ 2014.10.27 01:12:05 ] Johnnie Blue (local)> roflin
[ 2014.10.27 01:12:11 ] Green NiteHaw(local) > gf yall

Dead Vaga -- (I have no idea how I got on that kill.. Seriously  I didn't shoot a rocket at them, and Bronya just defended himself from the random drone. )

So we just had an honorable 1v1 at the sun. With both groups on grid and watching. This was one of the most nuts things ever. Not only that, with the rogue drone attacking a spectator shit could have gone totally sideways. But didn't.

If that wasn't weird, shit was about to get even wierder.

The following ships warped to the hole, grossly outnumbered and just died. No reason.. just died.

Batuka in a catalyst

And his friend in a black bird, why they were there, no one knows.

Clearly we have punished this guy and his friends enough. I would like to point out, we made no efforts what so ever to hide, or be strategic in fleet placement at all. We were just flying around talking in local.


So... if that wasn't crazy enough.. Guess what warps to the hole right after they lost those two ships.

Orca. But what makes it super funny, everyone was so stunned or out of range nobody pointed it. It just warped off. WTF?!  Why did you warp an Orca to the hole?

 [ 2014.10.27 01:14:12 ] Batuka (local)> omg
[ 2014.10.27 01:14:13 ] Batuka (local)> hahahahah
[ 2014.10.27 01:14:13 ] Johnnie Blue(local) > ROFL
[ 2014.10.27 01:14:17 ] Foedus Latro > OMFG
[ 2014.10.27 01:14:19 ] Longinius Spear > No way that happened
[ 2014.10.27 01:14:20 ] Bronya Boga > SO BADS
[ 2014.10.27 01:14:20 ] Johnnie Blue > NO FUCKING WAY
[ 2014.10.27 01:14:23 ] Bronya Boga > SO MANY BADS
[ 2014.10.27 01:14:27 ] Batuka (local)> thats super bad
[ 2014.10.27 01:14:27 ] Johnnie Blue(local) > lol
[ 2014.10.27 01:14:30 ] Batuka(local) > not gona lie
[ 2014.10.27 01:14:32 ] CraZeDnz(local) > hahhahhaha
[ 2014.10.27 01:14:43 ] Johnnie Blue (local)> *plays benny hill theme tune*
[ 2014.10.27 01:14:44 ] Batuka(local) > oii
[ 2014.10.27 01:14:48 ] Batuka (local)> no pod me :(
[ 2014.10.27 01:14:53 ] Batuka (local)> ty
[ 2014.10.27 01:14:53 ] Sonic Mulde(local)r > Our coms right now
[ 2014.10.27 01:14:54 ] Sonic Mulder (local)> lol

We were all laughing because nobody could point it before it warped off. 

Well Orca's warp slow, might as well chase it to the planet it warped. I warped my trusty Enyo to 50 from the planet.

 I beat the Orca to the planet. :)

[ 2014.10.27 01:14:54 ] Zandraga Corsulai (local)> awwww
[ 2014.10.27 01:15:10 ] Foedus Latro > you laugh at me haha
[ 2014.10.27 01:15:14 ] Batuka (local)> no
[ 2014.10.27 01:15:20 ] Johnnie Blue > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
[ 2014.10.27 01:15:21 ] Batuka (local)> i laughtd at the orca who managed to warp out
[ 2014.10.27 01:15:54 ] Johnnie Blue > lol
[ 2014.10.27 01:15:57 ] Johnnie Blue > poor orca
[ 2014.10.27 01:16:03 ] Batuka (local)> let the orca go


Nope.  Dead Orca and Pod

[ 2014.10.27 01:16:05 ] Johnnie Blue(local) > but that was soooooooooooo funny

Sooo random.

[ 2014.10.27 01:16:52 ] Longinius Spear > you guys are bananas
[ 2014.10.27 01:16:57 ] Batuka(local) > hahaha
[ 2014.10.27 01:17:00 ] CraZeDnz (local)> We try