Monday, May 6, 2013

Invasion anounced!

My fellow Jimanites,  

In the past month we have seen nothing special other than val roflstoping our kill board. I akin this to, myself and some sr members having loads of RL stuff dragging us from our beloved EVE. Val doing what he does inspired me to greater heights of assholeyness!

So this May we are going to pick a fight. An extended engagement that will most likely end in ship loss, being blobbed and loss of ISK income. It will be glorious!

A talk with Bronya about getting more fights because we would be in a C2 static C2 and this needs to be addressed. I’m in agreement, to a point. I’m proposing we move into one. A C2 that is already inhabited. We will not be abandoning Jim, but activity in Jim and Sally will be reduced because of this initiative.

I will break this down in phases, because it sounds more important.

Phase 1:  All scanning pilots who have some level of free time and feel like it, will  scan high sec for c2’s. We will be looking for a C2 with multiple POSs not attached to a large pvp alliance. This will mean they will have trouble removing what happens on phase 2. I will plant multiple scanning alts into the system.

Phase 2: I will fund and move in an invasion POS. This will be a medium tower with guns, stront, hanger.

Phase 3: SUSU will move in. Now because pvp is our focus, fine tuning our pvp skills is always our goal. A great many of our fights will be the defenders trying to remove us. This may happen with a few people online and you will be forced to defend outnumbered and out gunned. Don’t worry about your eventual and certain doom! The mark of a great pvper is to fight outnumbered.

I suggest you all get into a jump clone for this. If you don’t have one, the corps current standing should allow you to get one.

Ship type we will bring will be three types.

1.       Function – Scanning ships, interdictors, HIC, haulers, closers,  I will provide extra scanning ships and leave a hauler accessible.
2.       Small Gang fights – We will perfect our T1 cruiser gang make ups. For our first move in, I’m suggesting crackle fleet, backed up with logi and blackbirds. Depending on resistance levels we may escalate later. We want to draw fights, not hammer people to blue ball us. T1 crackle fleets should be amusing and give people a sense they can win.
3.        Solo ships- We won’t be active at all times with everyone. I want people to bring in a ship they can solo vs. a small gang with. This can be an interceptor, solo shield tracking talos, solo sniper tier 3. Whatever you feel you can solo in vs. a larger group. You will be outnumbered, you will lose your ship, but god damn it, you will learn something and be better at EVE because of it.  

Phase 4:  When our targets are not online to harass, we will be rolling their static c2 looking for fights. This was Bronyas suggestion and insists we will find good fights, I believe him. The invasion POS will be a great point to attack from.

Phase 5:  We get pushed out, we get crushed by mercs, we get  blue balled to the point we need to move, or best, they pay us to leave.

Our victims/targets will be treated with the utmost respect at all times. We won’t trash talk, we will say GF each time, we will return fight after fight with a greater respect to our prey. Remember they were put there for our enjoyment, to not respect them for this sacrifice dishonors us.

Now let’s impress lord Bob with feats of destruction and mayhem!

Longinius Spear – CEO


  1. Are you availble for a short term ( 1 week ) merc harrassment job?

    1. We aren't really pirates, just guys who bring content to people who didn't know they wanted it.

      -- Spear

    2. No really. One Caldari PoS destruction and removal of assets. C3 WH, HS static.